e-harmony
Okay so one of my ex's said you could fill out this cool e-harmony personality profile which was very extensive and find out more about yourself, see your matches etc. So I filled out this 5000 question profile thinggie and here's what I got.
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Unable to Match You at This Time
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here.
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I hate online dating to begin with and I hate dating sites. This just tops it. Rejected by e-harmony. Meh. I read my report by the way. Some of the crap on there doesn't match. For example, "You have to be with people.", false. "You have a high trust level for others.", false.
I think I don't match because I find that a majority of guys on these sites are into golfing, hiking, mountain biking, wine tasting, art etc and honestly I'm not into any of those things. I'm not saying that's what guys in general are into but that's what guys on dating sites like to put that they are into. Bunch o' crap!
Okay back to watching The Wedding Date which totally sucks so far. If I could hire a male escort that's hot like Dermot Mulroney for dates you know I would! I hate movies like this. Maybe I shouldn't watch anymore of it. :P
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Unable to Match You at This Time
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here.
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I hate online dating to begin with and I hate dating sites. This just tops it. Rejected by e-harmony. Meh. I read my report by the way. Some of the crap on there doesn't match. For example, "You have to be with people.", false. "You have a high trust level for others.", false.
I think I don't match because I find that a majority of guys on these sites are into golfing, hiking, mountain biking, wine tasting, art etc and honestly I'm not into any of those things. I'm not saying that's what guys in general are into but that's what guys on dating sites like to put that they are into. Bunch o' crap!
Okay back to watching The Wedding Date which totally sucks so far. If I could hire a male escort that's hot like Dermot Mulroney for dates you know I would! I hate movies like this. Maybe I shouldn't watch anymore of it. :P
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Heyyy. Whats the deal with that site? I went through the insanely long questionaire only to get the same result you did. I guess it's their way of saying "you will die alone". We gotta stop these people before they depress anyone else.
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, at 5:15 AM
, at 5:15 AM
I got the same thing...and when they finally matched me, I got the FREAKIEST of the FREAK religious types. Trust me, you're better off with out those kind of folks. The site is geared towards people with more of a religious background.
Heard on NPR a while back that eHarmony refuses to match gays/lesbians. Maybe they worked out some algorithm that tries to weed them out and flagged your answers as being potentially gay or lesbian?
Plus, their founder (that creepy old guy in those commercials) reminds me of Oroville Redenbocker(sp?), the popcorn weirdo.
Better to just be yourself and trust to fate.
Plus, their founder (that creepy old guy in those commercials) reminds me of Oroville Redenbocker(sp?), the popcorn weirdo.
Better to just be yourself and trust to fate.
By , at 10:57 AM
, at 10:57 AM
Not about the blog, but I'm quite thrilled to find a woman who likes Cannibal.
i'd be suprised truely that
there was no match for you your a cutie!...
but maybe you were to nuetral
on too many subjects...one would think that that would be a good
thing but maybe they find matches
easier with extremes in FOR or AGAINST somethings...
there was no match for you your a cutie!...
but maybe you were to nuetral
on too many subjects...one would think that that would be a good
thing but maybe they find matches
easier with extremes in FOR or AGAINST somethings...
By , at 8:59 PM
, at 8:59 PM
I tried the e-harmony.com profile stuff as well. I wanted to know what's so great about it, etc. They gave me the same response. It's kind of like saying, WELL you are incompatible with the world, tough shit. Oh well :-( I guess dating in the real world is more interesting anyways!
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By , at 9:14 PM
, at 9:14 PM
I never fit ANY of these profiles; I am 79 (look and act less than 60 according to my doctor)I MUST live in the COUNTRY, and SUPER Liberal politically, raise dogs, like to milk cows and care for chickens, like classical music and symphonies, art galleries and museums, am a health nut, make and keep friends easily, a widow whose marriage, on a scale of 1 to 10 was a 15 (at least) and nothing they ever ask (e harmony, perfect match, yahoo singles) EVER asks for this sort of thing. Ah well. sign me, "Happy enough Alone"
By , at 11:05 AM
, at 11:05 AM
I know for a fact that all that eharmony stuff is crap. One of my closest friends just went through a divorce and she was matched on eharmony. It was crazy, because they had just built a house in the hills of TN and she was originally from AL. It's a load of crap. I absolutely hate online dating.
By , at 4:32 PM
, at 4:32 PM
