e-harmony
Okay so one of my ex's said you could fill out this cool e-harmony personality profile which was very extensive and find out more about yourself, see your matches etc. So I filled out this 5000 question profile thinggie and here's what I got.
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Unable to Match You at This Time
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here.
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I hate online dating to begin with and I hate dating sites. This just tops it. Rejected by e-harmony. Meh. I read my report by the way. Some of the crap on there doesn't match. For example, "You have to be with people.", false. "You have a high trust level for others.", false.
I think I don't match because I find that a majority of guys on these sites are into golfing, hiking, mountain biking, wine tasting, art etc and honestly I'm not into any of those things. I'm not saying that's what guys in general are into but that's what guys on dating sites like to put that they are into. Bunch o' crap!
Okay back to watching The Wedding Date which totally sucks so far. If I could hire a male escort that's hot like Dermot Mulroney for dates you know I would! I hate movies like this. Maybe I shouldn't watch anymore of it. :P
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Unable to Match You at This Time
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here.
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I hate online dating to begin with and I hate dating sites. This just tops it. Rejected by e-harmony. Meh. I read my report by the way. Some of the crap on there doesn't match. For example, "You have to be with people.", false. "You have a high trust level for others.", false.
I think I don't match because I find that a majority of guys on these sites are into golfing, hiking, mountain biking, wine tasting, art etc and honestly I'm not into any of those things. I'm not saying that's what guys in general are into but that's what guys on dating sites like to put that they are into. Bunch o' crap!
Okay back to watching The Wedding Date which totally sucks so far. If I could hire a male escort that's hot like Dermot Mulroney for dates you know I would! I hate movies like this. Maybe I shouldn't watch anymore of it. :P

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